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“A New Year, A New You” just doesn’t sound as hopeful and inspiring a week into the New Year. With the gyms packed with other aspiring gym rats, it feels almost as if the world doesn’t want you to change.
Here are 5 New Year’s resolutions you’ve probably already given up on:
1. Eating Right
SOURCE: Steamy Kitchen
At this point, there’s a better chance that you would buy a sweater that says “KALE” on it (a la Beyoncé) than pick up a bunch of the leafy greens itself. While you have nothing against kale or its fellow health food brethren, but you’d much rather have a hot bowl of mac and cheese on a cold’s winter’s day than a salad.
Sorry, Beyoncé.
SOURCE: YouTube
2. Exercising More
SOURCE: Television Without Pity
*Cough, cough.* You’re too sick and cold to even try to get up and work off all the extra calories we consumed over the holidays. Besides, the gyms are too crowded. You’ll just use your brand new membership when there’s more space — in March.
3. Doing Work the Moment They’re Assigned
SOURCE: We Heart It
You’ve bought a brand new day planner that has “2015” printed out in shiny gold letters, and it’s exactly what you need to whip your life (school and otherwise) into order. You will definitely start writing down due dates and study schedules after you spend some much needed quality time with Netflix…
4. To Stop Taking Food Instagram Photos
You don’t want to be that person anymore in 2015. No one needs to know what you’ve had to eat and besides, the meal probably tastes better when it’s actually hot. BUT WAIT! Look how beautiful the mac and cheese looks in that pristine white bowl… Must. Instagram. Now.
5. To Stop Sending Emojis To Your Significant Other
SOURCE: Pinterest
Relationships are all about communications and sometimes—okay, most of the time—emojis just don’t cut it. Aw! Look! Your S.O. just sent you a long text about how much he/she misses you! You should send a heart eye emoji and a kiss-y face back. No wait. That’s a little too much. Go with the thumbs up. *And send.*
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